Matt and I were joking about reviewing cars with emojis - here's one of Matt's efforts below. We thought it'd be fun to challenge you guys to review any car you like, only using emojis. GO!

11 Apr 2016

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Hits hard, goes like a bullet, suprisingly and….. sex?

I believe “surprisingly, it hits you like a train. Sex.” is the correct translation.

Prius ⚡️🌈

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This one wins in my book

I know exactly where this is.

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C7 zo6 :💪🏻🍆🦄💪🏻🍆🦄💪🏻🍆🦄

Muscle Fertility Unicorn?

RX-7 🚗🔊🔊⛽⛽

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You mean 😄😃😃😃

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2006 Dodge Charger R/T Daytona Top Banana
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😀😍💪👍🎵🎵🎵🚀🔊🔊🔊

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