Matt and I were joking about reviewing cars with emojis - here's one of Matt's efforts below. We thought it'd be fun to challenge you guys to review any car you like, only using emojis. GO! Darren Cassey 11 Apr 2016 ProsCons Pagination Page 1 Next page ›› Previous Jaguar F-Pace Review: Why It’s The Most Petrolhead-Friendly SUV I’ve Ever Driven Next Porsche 718 Boxster Review: Why I've Forgiven It For Losing Two Cylinders Sponsored PostsComments :O Nope ! I don’t wanna do that ! But 10x anyway ! I’m on a Blackberry… what are emojis? Thats racist. How are you on carthrottle? Some stupid face things by Apple. I know that feel bro. Punches like a bullet train and amazes you at the same time cuz you can do sexy time in the car 🚗💨💨💨 💪🍔🍺🇺🇸🔫🎆 That looks more like it’s drifting than doing a burnout!Edit: wait, never mind; it looks different on my own computer. Please let this stay as a joke. Punchy, drives like it’s on rails, awesome, put in???Everything is okay exept the last part…. Here’s the picture of my mom’s car that was photoshopped by CTzen Sam Lawler.😂👎🏽😖😩 Ok so here is my Jeep Grand Cherokee review:🍋🍋🍋 Or Alex’s M3 🚗🛣🔥 Pagination Page 1 Next page Next Page Latest News News Tolman Engineering Launches Dedicated Group B Restoration Programme News This Porsche 904 Tribute Will Get An All-New Flat-8 Engine News This One-Off Rolls-Royce Spectre Celebrates A Very Good Boy News Range-Topping Dodge Charger Banshee EV Reportedly Cancelled News A New Lotus Esprit Restomod Is On The Way News A Dutch Firm Is Perfectly Restoring Datsun 240Zs, And We Need OneSubscribe to our NewsletterGet the latest car news, reviews and unmissable promotions from the team direct to your inboxFor more information see our Privacy Policy Leave this field blank Latest Reviews Reviews 2025 Chevrolet Corvette Stingray UK Review: American Genius Reviews Aston Martin DBX S Review: Marginal Gains Reviews 2025 Audi Q3 Review: There’s A Decent Car Beneath The Gimmicks Reviews 2025 Audi A6 Avant Review: Good, But Where’s The Audi-Ness? Reviews 2025 Audi E-Tron GT Review: Does What A Fast Electric Audi Should Reviews Cupra Terramar VZ Review: A Case Of Unfulfilled Potential
That looks more like it’s drifting than doing a burnout!Edit: wait, never mind; it looks different on my own computer.
Here’s the picture of my mom’s car that was photoshopped by CTzen Sam Lawler.😂👎🏽😖😩
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Nope ! I don’t wanna do that ! But 10x anyway !
I’m on a Blackberry… what are emojis?
Thats racist.
How are you on carthrottle?
Some stupid face things by Apple.
I know that feel bro.
Punches like a bullet train and amazes you at the same time cuz you can do sexy time in the car
🚗💨💨💨
💪🍔🍺🇺🇸🔫🎆
That looks more like it’s drifting than doing a burnout!
Edit: wait, never mind; it looks different on my own computer.
Please let this stay as a joke.
Punchy, drives like it’s on rails, awesome, put in???
Everything is okay exept the last part….
Here’s the picture of my mom’s car that was photoshopped by CTzen Sam Lawler.
😂👎🏽😖😩
Ok so here is my Jeep Grand Cherokee review:
🍋🍋🍋
Or Alex’s M3
🚗🛣🔥
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