My Girlfriend Told Me She Wants To Drive My Car This Weekend, And This Is How I Feel

At first I was like

I mean, if your gf wants to drive your car, you know she's a keeper

But then I started thinking...

Minimum tread depth

Turbo lag

The fact she'll want to hoon...

And also the fact that my car cuts out on idle

I'd be crushed if she's disappointed...

Ah, who am I kidding? She'll have the time of her life!

And if she doesn't, then...