What We're All Thinking Between Boxing Day And New Year's Eve

What day of the week is it?

I wonder if my family will mind if I go for a hoon while the roads are empty...

I bet I can pick up a steal on eBay while all other people are eating leftovers

All the food I've eaten has ruined my power-to-weight

I should really go for that hoon

Wait, what day of the week is it really?

For 2016, I'm going to make some changes

I'll save more money to get my dream ride

Maybe I could sell some presents on eBay...

I'm going to learn a new driving skill

But first, I really need to figure out what damn day it is!